Would you rather...or would you?

[Kentexcitebot]

Just thought we can start this again.

Would you rather snort drugs off an ugly prostitute or off your mom? 

[Johnny]

my mother . id feel safer , and i could snort something like aspen or Tylenol
would you rather have the ability to stop time and travel through it, or be able to read minds and control peoples thoughts and senses ? oo

[Had]

time travel i could be pro at armagetron in a matter of seconds.

a rail into all your fingers or geting ur finger nails rib'd off 1 by 1

[_~`Ww_Vesper]

Finger nails, I've had most of my toe nails ripped off before so it wouldn't bother me much...would you rather
Be in Aod for the rest of your life, or be in Vcl and act snobby?

[Had]

vcl at lest there good.

would u rather be a famous singer or be a normal human?

[_~`Ww_Cookie]

A normal human, being alien is no fun when you just want to dance!

Eat a stinky foot, or eat a stinky, rotting, brain wrapped in bacon!? In one sitting of course!

[_~`Ww_Vesper]

Well could I cook them? Either way, stinky foot, the rotting of the brain...in my mouth..blaaarghIMMAFIRINMAHLAZOR...
Would you rather marry your first crush (say you were like 8 and now you're both grown up) or be a 'Cat lady'

[Apep]

First crush, eventhough she's a stuck-up religious **** now.
Would you rather drink your urine or suck a tranny's disco stick?

[_~`Ww_Vesper]

Drink my own urine, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.
Would you rather be lost in the wild for an entire week with no electronics, or be locked in your room with nothing but justin bieber to listen to

[Apep]

I would love to get lost in the wild, not even kidding. And would ya rather dry hump an old lady or lick your mother's feet.

[Johnny]

um lick my mothers feet.. 
 
would you rather be hunted by chuck Norris for 10 years  or be trapped in a SAW game 20 hours

[_~`Ww_Vesper]

hunted by chuck norris, dudes 70 now, he won't be able to catch me or my lucky charms! 
would you rather have secks with the oldest prostitute (82 I think) oooor work in a sweatshop

[Kentexcitebot]

hunted by chuck norris, dudes 70 now, he won't be able to catch me or my lucky charms! 
would you rather have secks with the oldest prostitute (82 I think) oooor work in a sweatshop

Sweat shop, I'd get money that way.
Would you rather get stabbed with a dull blade and die or hanged?

[_~`Ww_Vesper]

hanged, I rather be choked to death by a rope than stabbed with a cold...metal blade that pierces my skin and rips my body open and end up dying,... would you rather play as a goalie for hockey or a goalie for soccer?

[Apep]

Hockey is more interesting to me. Would you rather be an apple or a plum?